TIGER FEET AND CUSHIONS........

 It's a dilemma...as a tiger do you want to end up as a pair of skin tight Rod Stewart trousers, a figure hugging Bet Lynch Catsuit from the seventies or a cushion at Parfitts Interiors..??? Personally..I'd rather be strapped to the rest of my carcass but as my mum as say, "You cant always get what you want!"..so you'll... have to look forward to being cushion at Parfitts and lump it...along with all the other animals.