I do my Facebook, BLOGGER and Twitter thing every weekday. I get some reactions-that's great-that's what we want - but today is different. Today guys, I risk being committed to the nuthouse!! BUT I have to tell the truth!! I have "seen" something, something very strange indeed..Just click on the link below & I defy you not to see THE FACE OF E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL in this Berber rug from Parfitts -It's a phenomenonenonenonon...!!!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Modern_Rugs/Berber-Rug/BR04-Chocolate/167/display-product.aspx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9p9S4LeRqw

CURTAIN POLES....CONTINUED.......

Nice curtain pole this...available now at Parfitt's Interiors..and I bet regular readers of my column (!) are thinking "oh my god - what's he going to say it look like now...?" and you'd be right to worry, this reminds me of one of the weirdest & frightening adverts ever broadcast on tv, in fact I'm still haunted by it!! I wake up with cold sweats, dreaming this "thing" is chasing me..Here it is...Remember this...??

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtain%20Poles/Urban-Acorn-curtain-pole-Antique-Brass/235/display-product.aspx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHqsNl4e3Y4

SMASHING TIME.....!!!

Now...this is a Steel Sphere Finial Curtain Pole from Parfitts Interiors...I know that...it's just that this picture reminded me of something.....something... something.... Grrr ..I was like Richard Dreyfus on Close Encounters....I knew it meant something...I kept going over and over in my mind.....then Sunday lunch time yesterday, doing the spuds, it suddenly struck me where I had seen it before...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gLCj9qXfp4

ACCENTS......

Japanese guy tries to deliver a car unsuccessfully every day for a week to Nelson Mandela..Everyday he calls & everyday Nelson, not understanding him sends him away. A week of this & Nelson gets fed up &has it out with the little Japanese guy.."It's not my car I tell you!!"..Mr Japanese guy says (in japanese accent) "you sure? You sure You not Nissan main Dealer??"!!!! Check out this accent rug now at Parfitts...

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Modern_Rugs/Accent-64007-6575-Rug/278/display-product.aspx

SUPER HANDLOOM RUG....SPANGLES!!!!

Hello Parfitt BLOGGER Snoopers...hope you had a great weekend...well we're gonna kick off this week with a great rug from the Handloom series.. The "Spangle" rug...Spangles!!! who remembers Spangles??? I do.. the 70's..space hoppers, crazy shirts and bell bottom trousers....hot summers and the 6 million dollar man...ok...see if you can spot the star at the start of this Spangles advert from the 70's...!!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Display-product.aspx?Productid=301

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnsV0TAOf8U

Mr Sharowski....and leroy....

Hi facebook sprites, how's it hanging..?? The curtains you bought last week I meant!! Pfft..some people! Anyway am getting a big head here with lots of people telling colleagues how much you enjoy reading my little ditties. If you do, why not say so? Leave me a message, maybe pass it on to a friend (I did once..it wasnt pretty...)   and besides...I dont want to only get famous after I die..!! I need fame - now! AND FAME COSTS..!!Take it away Irene..!! ooohhh yeahhh.....
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Arnez.-Red/Brown-Curtains/171/display-product.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMPDxbgfRig

OOOoooohhhh Cheeky..!!!

I think we can safely say we know each other quite well now - after all, I've been writing to you for ages. I sit here pouring out my soul, while you read it. I think it's time I told you about my Fantasy. Ready? OK, here goes... My Fantasy is an amazing shaggy rug with a sort of sparkly effect, available in a superb rich plum colour, also comes in three sizes too!! There! I said it! Eh? (what were you expecting???)
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Modern_Rugs/Fantasy-Plain---plum/298/display-product.aspx

Kinky boots...!!

Shiny, Shiny, Shiny Beanbags of leather...See what I did with the lyrics there? It's not a competition..its just for fun...I don't need mountains of mail on it.. Anyway, back to the leather thing...leather beanbags at Parfitts, superb quality and outstanding value, well actually it's faux leather and not very shiny either...That's PVC in my experience...Squeaks when you move...you know...don't you?? Oh..ok....!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Bean_Bags/Faux-Leather-Bean-Bags/439/display-product.aspx

Billy don't be a hero!!!

Baaaa!!!!! "Ignore that cow....she's mad!!" (Goat chews my coat).. "Baa!! The best natural rugs at Parfitts are Goat Skin Rugs like these!" (Goat butts fence repeatedly).. "Baa!! Crazy cows!! Always chewing, Mooing and doing...well you know what...disgusting!!" (Goat chews coat again)...."Baaa....got any real food? Your coat tastes horrible!!" Hmmm..Really?? "Baaa..!!Yep...no kidding....!"
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Natural_Rugs/Goatskin-Rug---Natural-WhiteCream/452/display-product.aspx

Silly cows....

MOOOOooooo...!! "don't listen to that sheep.." (cow chews cud).... "The best natural rugs at Parfitts are these natural cow hides...& these are ethically sourced where possible tooooooo .....you silly Mooooo!!!" (Chews more cud..) "And unlike sheepskins, which all look the same..no two cow hides are alike..we're unique..!!...Can you smell Mint sauce..??"..MMMmmoooooo!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Natural_Rugs/Natural-Cowhide-Rugs/453/display-product.aspx

MINT SAUCE...

Baaaa! Baaaa! "Hello stranger..!" (chomps grass..) "Haaaww arrr uuu? Do uuu like my coat?? It's lovely n warm..Maaakes a Greaaat Ruuggg too! I sell mine to Paaarrrffitts..(chomps more grass)...They get coats like mine for rugs ethically wheeerrrre ever possible...Unlike some." (chews alot) ..Baaaa.."lost my mate to a rustler the other daaaayy. Am really cut up about it...a bit like him actuaalllyyy!" Baaaaaaaaa...!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Natural_Rugs/Natural-Sheepskin-Rugs/451/display-product.aspx

SOUTH AMERICAN BEAUTY...

Gorgeous, luxurious, beautifully made, and looks great sprawled out in front of the fire....but enough of me...what about this fabulous Alpaca rug from The Andes in South America?? It's made from ethically sourced Alpaca pelts...Whats an Alpaca I hear some of you ask..? It's like a pygmy Llama..Which is of course nothing like me...well the Llama bit anyway....!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Natural_Rugs/Alpaca-Rug/484/display-product.aspx

When in Greece...Do as the Greeks do...

MMMmmmm....Flokati...Sounds like some delicious exotic food or drink from the eastern Mediterranean.....Instead it's the remnants of a Greek mountain goat..!! Albeit some very attractive remnants...Flokati is a very desirable goatskin rug. 100% real wool and available in half a dozen sizes, unlike the goats, which are all sort of goat sized.......Baaaa!! "Eρχομαι εδώ λίγο αίγα ... παρακαλέσω"!!!!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Natural_Rugs/Flokati-Woollen-Rugs/455/display-product.aspx

Don't mention ze war.!!

Winston Churchill, Spitfires, Normandy, Enigma de-coding machine, Bulldog Spirit .. all synonymous with the good ol' Union Jack. Now its our turn to get associated with it with this great Union Jack rug at Parfitts. Now inviting the Germans round for tea & sausages could be tricky ....just don't mention the war.. I nearly did..but I think I got away with it...!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Modern_Rugs/Union-Jack-Rug/444/display-product.aspx

WORLD WAR 3........

Great cushion huh? It's as British as fish & chips, rain, Coronation Street, polite queuing & not complaining at your local restaurant when your waiter asks if everything is ok, then complaining for the next two hours to the missus that the steaks were tough! Still you could always take it on holiday and have a pillow fight on the beaches of Spain against the Germans! Hans up Fritz!! (Geddit??)
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/Union-Jack-Cushion/471/display-product.aspx

ENGLISH...AND PROUD...APPARENTLY....!!

God Save The Queen! For England, Harry & St George!! Pfffft..!! English eh Stranger?? You come over here, steal our jobs, buy our holiday homes, steal our wives (we owe you on that one!!) But I suppose given that you regularly take a good hiding at the rugby against Wales, least we can do is provide a soft cushion after we've kicked your backsides yet again & nicked the wheels off your chariot! Enjoy English person!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/St-George-Cross-Cushion/473/display-product.aspx

SAFARI...!!!!!

Have you missed me?? yep...been on safari...looking for grey cheetah's...had a right result too! (took my machine gun) not that we're doing anything at all with the skins, honest...I mean what do you think we could possibly do with all that fur?? By the way check out how camouflaged these grey cheetah cushions are against this grey carpet. Spooky huh? Shame there was no grey carpet for them back in Africa!!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/Faux-Grey-Cheetah-Fur-Cushion/477/display-product.aspx

cushions!! cushions!! cushions!!

In a straight choice between wanting to be a Faux Leopard Fur Cushion at Parfitts or a pair of Del Boy's Capri Ghia seat cover's on Only Fools & Horses, I know where my money's going...So a word in your shell-like sweet heart, jump on the 'puter and spend some readies on these cushdy cushions, they're triffic, you know it makes sense....the world is your lobster...!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/Faux-Leopard-Fur-Cushion/479/display-product.aspx

CUSHIONS!! CUSHIONS!! CUSHIONS!!

We like giraffe's at Parfitts ..... not just because they look cool, have a tongue that is 18 inches long (easy ladies!!) and can chew thorns (sounds like the ex again)..no...We like 'em because with the size of that neck you can deck out the whole house with Giraffe cushions from Parfitts!! You know we're only kidding.. don't you? They're faux cushions!! We only do them for the meat...MMMmmm Giraffe....!! 
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/Faux-Giraffe-Fur-Cushion/476/display-product.aspx

Deer oh deer...no in fact they're Antelope!! Or to get it exactly right Faux Antelope Cushions from Parfitts... Now at first we weren't sure how popular we'd be selling bits of Bambi's mum etc, but they're going down a storm. Don't ask me why...probably because they're not deer!! Gettit? Oh cheer up, it's not like anyone died!!.....except Bambi's mum of course.....sniff....!! http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/Faux-Antelope-Fur-Cushion/475/display-product.aspx

CUSHIONS AKIMBO...!!!!!!!

It's Black...It's White.....no...it's not Michael Jackson...its these 17" Faux Zebra Skin cushions...!!! They're great too, not Bad, Thrilling in fact, and if you don't agree and Wanna Be Startin Something with me over it, you can just Beat It! In fact dont mess with me, I'm Dangerous. Check them out online at the link below, keep buying stuff...oh and Don't Stop Til You Get Enough..!! OOWWW!! Chamon Muddy Funster!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sold_Singularly/Faux-Zebra-Skin-Cushion/480/display-product.aspx

CUSHIONS!! CUSHIONS!! CUSHIONS!!

Savannah Aubergine, sounds like some French film star. You know the type of films, the one your new girlfriend has dragged you to & you go cus you're trying to impress her, it's got subtitles, filmed in b&w cus it's "artistic". Hmm.. I'd rather be home & sat on the sofa watching sport with my bottom parked on these fab cushions from Parfitts. Instead I'm at the cinema..sleeping..! Réveillez-vous! Et snorring arrêt!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Cushions_Sets_of_4/Savannah-Aubergine---Set-Of-Four--/242/display-product.aspx

PARFITTS CURTAIN DAY CONTINUES.....!!

Now Poinciana Black.....if that doesnt sound like the local Lord & Lady's pony riding daughter, I don't know what does..!! so ok yah and jolly riding crops!! except it's not some toothy-snobbed Deb from the manor, it's a striking floral design incorporating a vertical stripe pattern. In fact they wouldn't look out of place at M'luds gaff at the manor...! So tug your forelocks and toady on down to Parfitts today...!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Poinciana-Black-Curtains/197/display-product.aspx

WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG...

Ok Curtain Pickers...here we go...!! Miranda Damson....you would think that she was one of those atrociously awful lady tv detective people on daytime ITV - "Miranda Damson Investigates" or something - but no..she is in fact a cream coloured curtain with eye catching floral design. Which is good. because otherwise she would have to claim kinship with Jeremy Kyle and trust me... nobody wants that!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Miranda/Damson-Curtains/190/display-product.aspx

CURTAIN DAY CONTINUES.....

Seems like some of you enjoyed yesterday's Curtain Day, I can't claim all the glory, I also have to thank my amazing intelligence whilst not forgetting, of course, my razor sharp wit. So by popular demand Parfitts Curtain Day becomes Parfitts Curtain two days, errr duo, not quite weekend, um...bi-daily err no, that just sounds totally wrong. Anyway after my Alan Partridge impression keep your eyes peeled for more..!

CURTAIN BULLETIN NUMBER 4...

Now...Electra Grape (curtains)...is she a star in a type of gentleman's movie? Err no...(so I'm told).. Is she the latest pop star to top the charts with Puff Daddy? Nah...she is in fact an amazing set of curtains with a shimmer effect...cool huh? These great curtains could be appearing in a living room near you soon...not sure about the iffy dvd's though... www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Electra/Grape-Curtains/178/display-product.aspx

EPISODE 3 - CURTAIN DAY AT PARFITTS!!!

Now...I know that curtain number 3 sounds like an ex wife...but they're not.. honest. They are in fact a warm, natural coloured curtain which sounds nothing like an ex wife...trust me...I know...anyway these curtains would look fabulous hanging on your wall - coincidentally just like my ex wif- errr...ok curtain pickers keep your eye open for the next episode of "curtains"..only on Parfitts TV...!!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Crewel-Natural-Curtains/177/display-product.aspx

CURTAINS...AND MORE CURTAINS...!!

Ok..its curtain number two and this time it's these gorgeous Naomi Cappuccino Curtains...now, I know they sound like a dusky supermodel fresh from the catwalk & walloping some gobby photographer at the airport but trust me...buy these from Parfitts Interiors on the link below & I guarantee, you'll live assault free - well at least if you buy matching cushions and tiebacks, well after all...she is a diva darling...!!!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Naomi/Cappuccino-Curtains/192/display-product.aspx

CURTAINS! CURTAINS! CURTAINS!

Curtain day today folks at Parfitts Interiors & what better way to start than with these fabulous Arnez Chocolate Mink curtains..? ok there's no chocolate as such nor indeed so much as a sniff of a mink but at least you won't forget the name in a hurry, chocolate mink...hmmm. Now I do remember chocolate mice, but they were generally white, came in little white paper bags and looked nothing like a set of curtains....!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Curtains/Arnez-ChocMink-Curtains/169/display-product.aspx

VAT FREEZE AT PARFITTS!!!

BEAT THE VAT INCREASE!!! Now at www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk you too can beat the vat increase on any online purchase at our website. We're holding our prices to give you more, so log on now and grab yourself a January bargain!!

SALE !! SALE !! SALE !!

IT'S 50% OFF ON SELECTED CARPETS, CUSHIONS AND RUGS AT PARFITT'S INTERIORS NOW!!!! CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW ....!!
http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/

traditional Rug day continues.........

Renaissance literally means "to (be) born again..." Now, don't ask me why this should apply to this rug..it just does...sometimes it not wise to ask questions...better to be just accepting of the fact that there it is....the rug I mean, and a very nice rug it is too...very...what's the word....??....ah yes, ...Renaissance.....!!  http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Traditional_Rugs/Renaissance-5078-330-Rug/305/display-product.aspx

What's best??? Modern or traditional? it's the eternal question....years ago it was modern, but then I suppose really speaking today that would mean that traditional was best...if you get what i mean...i think....?!?! confused?? join the club and let's appreciate this traditional Ghali Rug available now by clicking the link below. Parfitts - the thoroughly traditional modern flooring and soft furnishing store!!! http://parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Traditional_Rugs/Ghali-Rug-12080-6010/145/display-product.aspx

MOOOOO.............!!!!!!!

Its Black....it's White.....it's black and white.....no bull....we're not semi-skimmed...we're fully skinned!! 100% pure beef!! Authentic cow skins available now at Parfitts Interiors....moosic to your ears...!!

http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/Natural_Rugs/Natural-Cowhide-Rugs/453/display-product.aspx

ZEBRA STENCILLED HIDE....

tSK.....THERE YOU ARE....One minute you're lion dodging on the Serengeti in East Africa, the next you're lying in front of the fire in a Pembrokeshire home with a walnut coffee table lying on top of you.....pfft!! .... Still, life goes on...at least it does for you humans...sitting there...drinking coffee...admiring my skin....and how cheaply you bought me at Parfitts...you lucky people!! http://www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk/

naural rug no 2 - Billy the goatskin...

Billy dont be a hero....!! You look far better as a rug...!!! For those of you old enough to remember that record, comiserations, for those that can't...don't bother looking it up, just check out the rug instead at the link above or on www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk ..it's lovely!! (just like billy...)

PARFITTS INTERIORS SALE!!

Amazing starting prices for our Natural Rug range!!! With prices starting on our Flokati naturals at just £16.99!!! Check out these and loads more on www.parfittsinteriors.co.uk